Dan sent out an email asking if there was any requ…

Dan sent out an email asking if there was any requests for a FreshDirect order, I said “12 pack of 17 year old girls”. Thinking there was no way in hell they had 17 year old girls available at FreshDirect, boy was I wrong. I got this email when I got into work:

Your FreshDirect Order
Dear Fresh Direct Customer,

Please see the attachment to obtain your recent order, Order # 364-BZ46-G9.

If you enjoy this product, you may also enjoy:
Product 36H-64J: Girls’ Field Hockey Team (economy pack!)
Product 35H-89Z: Girls’ Dance Team (low fat!)
Product 34H-73R: Girls’ Chess Club (taste the loneliness!)

Thank you, and enjoy the girls. Remember, if you return them (with receipt) in time for Prom, you get a 50% refund.

-FreshDirect

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