And now she knows too much and I am too fucked up, it’s awkward trying to make my move

I just got off the phone with a company that makes our clothing tags for BustedTees and had a conversation that makes me eligible for early acceptance and Awksford University.

Me: Hey, this is Amanda from BustedTees can I talk to Allen please?
Phone person: Allen?
Me: Yes
Phone person: Oh, he died a year and a half ago


  1. It’s your Homer Simpson moment of the week!

  2. Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa!

  3. fun fact about me – I have only seen four episodes of the Simpsons.

  4. stu

    sadly, I’ve been right in that situation…only in person with someone, about their spouse. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

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