One Cool Email by Patrick Cassels

I’m sure you’re all “burnt up” over how warm it is the office this morning. Don’t blame me: I “didn’t start the fire.” Plus, I’ve called the front desk and told them how “heated” we are over the “sweaty situation,” and of our “burning desire” to have the heat turned down. They said, “no sweat,” and are sending a maintenance man. So “chill out” everyone, this problem should be fixed shortly. Heat.-Patrick


  1. Mitch

    Sounds like Patrick forgot to first check his puncyclopedia for proper usage and style. -10 points.

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